Photobooth (video face-morphing) program for my PC?

Ok, I'm looking for a program for my PC that can record videos and warp your face like Photobooth. I've found several things that aren't what I'm looking for. I've tried CrazyCam, Blender, Dr. Jekill, that one from Adobe, and I've even tried downloading a knock-off of Photobooth for PCs, but it doesn't record videos, it just snaps photos. I have a hard time believing that there isn't a single program out there on the internet that I can download for my PC that can record videos and morph my face! I'm going insane! I don't want anything super-difficult or fancy, I just want something simple LIKE PHOTOBOOTH. PLEASE HELP!